better to be hated than loved for what you're not
azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

huffingtonpost:

Learn more ridiculously easy things you can do to help save the earth every day here. 

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

candiamy:

kazahskorner:

retr0philia:

chizuu:

a little comic dedicated to a friend

I needed this really bad. thank you.

tysm whoever reblogged this

reblogging again for anyone who needs it 

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

The dolphnana?

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

forebidden:

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gamzees-codpiece:

latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

they look like they have pants on

ThoSE ARE SOME BIG FUCKING FLIPPER FANG FEET

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