girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
I will never get tired of this picture
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
I always thought that hornets were wasps and wasps were hornets…
i want to ruin more posts
This one is pretty bad
well yeah now that you’re on it
Worst playground ever.
what the actual FUCK
the new human centipede looks weird
You can’t see it but he was in tears when he was free styling. I can relate to what every word he says and it’s just coming out straight from the heart of what he still feels.
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
Guys realize: “Bras!? Of course! I could have been buying…
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it